The Useless Web

Ah, the Internet. A place where most people can do their job a lot faster. A place where people can express also whatever the heck they feel. I’m one of those people. Plus some give or take more or less skills.

The birth of this Website

was mainly to express some frustrations while working as a software engineer, but also to report some findings my colleagues find during this endeavour.

Useless

That’s a word it has a very good meaning. For most of the people, quite the opposite, but, damn, when you’re useless you are funny (sometimes).

To the point then :

You have to click 2-3 times for the javascript to work.
You have to click 2-3 times for the javascript to work.

A colleague found The Useless Web

An awesome site (of which gave me the idea of a trolling based context site), contains 1 javascript which after each click gets you to a

Completely Useless, Pointless, (and sometimes Offensive) Site.

Author is Tim Holman and I quote what he says:

The Useless Web… because some websites, we just couldn’t do without.

Damn right! Some sites in there are PURE GOLD.

 The Staggering Beauty

Move cursor violently and you'll see the beauty behind this ugly  worm like being.
Move cursor violently and you’ll see the beauty behind this ugly useless worm like being.

 

And classics such as “Is it Christmas?

This one I think the guy also changed it. Now it resolves your IP and responds in your language :D.

Useless you say ?

Well I got one more step further. Below you will find all the sites featured in the master site , of which I got them from his source code.

Have fun 😀

var sitesList = [
['http://heeeeeeeey.com/', false, 7],
['http://cant-not-tweet-this.com/', false, 7],
['http://eelslap.com/', false, 5],
['http://www.staggeringbeauty.com/', false, 7],
// ['http://www.omfgdogs.com/', false, 7], Down :(
['http://burymewithmymoney.com/', true, 7],
['http://www.fallingfalling.com/', true, 3],
['http://ducksarethebest.com/', false, 7],
['http://www.trypap.com/', false, 4],
['http://www.republiquedesmangues.fr/', false, 7],
['http://www.movenowthinklater.com/', false, 6],
// ['http://www.hristu.net/', true, 6], Down :(
['http://www.partridgegetslucky.com/', false, 6],
// ['http://hectorsalamanca.com/', true, 5], Big fat donate button
['http://www.rrrgggbbb.com/', true, 7],
['http://beesbeesbees.com/', false, 3],
['http://www.sanger.dk/', true, 4],
// ['http://www.idiotic.com/', true, 7], Down :(
['http://breakglasstosoundalarm.com/', false, 3],
['http://www.koalastothemax.com/', false, 7],
['http://www.everydayim.com/', false, 7],
['http://www.leduchamp.com/', true, 7],
['http://www.geodu.de/', false, 4],
['http://grandpanoclothes.com/', false, 6],
['http://www.haneke.net/', false, 7],
// ['http://instantostrich.com/', true, 7], Lame banner
['http://r33b.net/', true, 6],
['http://randomcolour.com/', false, 6],
['http://cat-bounce.com/', true, 6],
['http://www.sadforjapan.com/', true, 5],
['http://isitchristmas.com/', false, 5],
// ['http://infinitefrogs.com/', false, 5],
['http://www.taghua.com/', true, 5],
['http://chrismckenzie.com/', true, 6],
['http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/', false, 5],
['http://ninjaflex.com/', false, 4],
['http://iloveyoulikeafatladylovesapples.com/', true, 6],
['http://ihasabucket.com/', false, 4],
// ['http://www.feedthehead.net/', true, 5], Iphone banner
['http://corndogoncorndog.com/', false, 4],
// ['http://www.oppositeofpoop.com/', false, 4], Down
['http://giantbatfarts.com/', true, 4],
['http://www.ringingtelephone.com/', true, 6],
// ['http://chickenonaraft.com/', false, 4], Went down.
['http://www.pointerpointer.com/', false, 4],
['http://www.pleasedonate.biz/', false, 5],
['http://imaninja.com/', false, 3],
['http://willthefuturebeaweso.me/', false, 3],
['http://salmonofcapistrano.com/', false, 3],
['http://www.ismycomputeron.com/', false, 5],
['http://www.ooooiiii.com/', true, 3],
['http://www.wwwdotcom.com/', false, 3],
['http://www.nullingthevoid.com/', true, 6],
['http://www.muchbetterthanthis.com/', true, 5],
['http://www.ouaismaisbon.ch/', true, 3],
// ['http://cutmeoffmidfunk.com/', false, 4], Down now
['http://iamawesome.com/', false, 3],
['http://www.pleaselike.com/', false, 7],
['http://crouton.net/', false, 3],
['http://corgiorgy.com/', false, 3],
// ['http://www.clicktoremove.com/', false, 3], Lame external link
// ['http://dastardlydigitofdestiny.com/', false, 3], Sloooow
['http://www.electricboogiewoogie.com/', true, 6],
['http://www.nelson-haha.com/', false, 6],
['http://www.wutdafuk.com/', false, 6],
['http://unicodesnowmanforyou.com/', false, 3],
['http://tencents.info/', false, 3],
['http://intotime.com/', true, 4],
// ['http://haveahairymovember.com', false, 4], Broken
['http://leekspin.com/', true, 3],
['http://minecraftstal.com/', false, 4],
['http://www.riddlydiddly.com/', false, 5],
['http://www.patience-is-a-virtue.org/', false, 2],
['http://whitetrash.nl/', false, 2],
['http://www.theendofreason.com/', false, 2],
['http://zombo.com', true, 1],
['http://secretsfornicotine.com/', true, 1],
['http://pixelsfighting.com/', false, 1],
['http://crapo.la/', false, 1],
['http://baconsizzling.com/', false, 1],
];

P.S. Browse the above sites with your own consent.

5 Programming Languages Marked for Death

Now, every developer has some preferences

Preferences depending on the language he or she wishes to write to. But as people evolve and new technologies arise languages are more or less being used by people. By the time some people abandon a language, there is high chance this language will die.

Quiz: Name the Movie.... :D
Quiz: Name the Movie…. :D

According to Dice.com…

The future dead languages are the following:

Perl

There was a time when everyone seemingly programmed in Perl. But for those of us who used the language regularly, there was something about it that didn’t seem right. One programmer I knew called it a “piecemeal” language, because it seemed as if the creators had just piled features on top of features without giving much thought as to how everything fit together. Indeed, even its creators seemed to (implicitly) acknowledge that something was wrong, kicking off work on Perl6, currently under development as a complete revamp of the language. Work on Perl6 started in… the year 2000. Where is it? Who cares? Perl is dead. Don’t bother learning it. Incidentally, here’s a “Goodbye World!” written in Perl:

#!/usr/bin/perl
 print “Content-type: text/html\n\n”;
 print “Goodbye, world!\n”;>

Ruby

Just ten years ago, Ruby was all the rage. Invented in 1995, the unique language hit its stride by themid-aughts. People who use Ruby on a regular basis absolutely love it. But those of us who grew up with C-style languages tend to have a little trouble learning its ropes. Here’s a simple “Goodbye World!” in Ruby:

puts ‘Bye bye, Miss American Ruby! Drove my Chevy to the Levie…’
puts ’2011 was the day that Ruby died, yeah…’

By all accounts, it’s a cool language and everybody has good things to say about it… except Twitter. In April 2011, Twitter announced that they had rewritten much of their code in order to move away from Ruby and its popular Web framework, Ruby on Rails, claiming the platforms were inefficient. That, I would argue, was the day Ruby started to die; over the past three and a half years, interest has begun to wane. If you love Ruby, you can thank Twitter for its demise.

Visual Basic.NET

Ten years ago, I landed a job rewriting massive amounts of code for a company that shall go nameless, converting from VB6 to Visual basic.NET. I only lasted a couple months before I bailed: It was an excruciating task. Microsoft’s long love of the BASIC programming language extends all the way back to 1991, when the company purchased a pretty awesome (for its time) visual programming designer from Alan Cooper. He originally used a different language, but Bill Gates told him to replace the language with BASIC, which he felt was the easiest language in use at the time. For most of the 1990s, we got to see this new breed of BASIC, dubbed Visual Basic, grow to include objects and other newer programming techniques. Then something interesting happened. The guy who headed up the creation of Borland Delphi, Anders Hejlsberg, moved over to Microsoft and headed up the creation of a new language called C#. This language was very similar to Java. It took a while for people to start using it, but once they did, they loved it. C# soon became Microsoft’s flagship programming language. To this day, there are many, many C# jobs, and C# programmers command high salaries. While Microsoft created C# to target its own CLR runtime, its engineers also created a version of Gates’ beloved BASIC language, named it Visual Basic.NET. The language still bore the syntax of BASIC, but the coding approach was similar to that of C#. Both languages moved forward, but it was inevitable that the world would embrace one (C#) at the expense of the other. That’s why Visual Basic.NET has been reduced to C#’s little stepbrother in hospice care. Here’s a Visual Basic.NET program from Microsoft’s website:

‘ Allow easy reference to the System namespace classes.
Imports System
‘ This module houses the application’s entry point.
Public Module modmain
   ‘ Main is the application’s entry point.
   Sub Main()
     ‘ Write text to the console.
     Console.WriteLine (“Hello World using Visual Basic!”)
   End Sub
End Module

Adobe Flash and AIR

Technically these are platforms, not languages. I’m including them because, in order to use them, you need Adobe’s own version of EcmaScript, called ActionScript. ActionScript is a close cousin to JavaScript, which (love it or hate it) is one of the most popular languages today due to its implementation in all browsers. ActionScript adds a few details to EcmaScript (which is the official name of the standard, of which JavaScript is an implementation); you won’t really find ActionScript anywhere except for Adobe Flash. Do you use Flash? Steve Jobs hated how it hogged his devices’ processors, and refused to allow it onto the iPhone. As the iPhone (and subsequently the iPad) grew in popularity, Web developers found themselves forced to create websites that didn’t rely on Flash. Developers who made a living coding up ActionScript for Flash-powered sites screamed bloody murder. (I personally saw a Flash developer tell off a room of JavaScript developers for destroying his career.) Adobe tried to keep its programming platform alive via AIR, paired with a tool for building AIR apps called Flex. AIR was, in the estimation of many, a disaster. It wasn’t clear what Adobe wanted out of the whole process; did they want people to ditch Flash and use AIR instead? Or were they expecting AIR and Flash to live on together? For a short time it looked as if AIR would take off, thanks to its use in a popular Twitter platform called TweetDeck, which required users to install the AIR runtime on their computers. That might have opened up millions of PCs for AIR apps, except Twitter bought TweetDeck in 2011 and rewrote it using native code instead of AIR. So much for AIR. And between the deaths of both Flash and AIR, Adobe’s ActionScript can kiss the world goodbye as well. Here’s some sample ActionScript code. (If you use the Flex command-line tools you can compile this into a Flash thingamajob that you can embed in an HTML page):

package {

import flash.display.*;

import flash.text.*;

public class HelloWorld extends Sprite {

private var greeting:TextField = new TextField();

public function HelloWorld() {

greeting.text = “Hello World!”;

greeting.x = 100;

greeting.y = 100;

addChild(greeting);

}
}
}

Delphi’s Object Pascal

With sincere apologies to my fallen Delphi comrades, I must announce the death of Object Pascal. Okay, Delphi (the tool for developing Object Pascal) actually lives on, having moved between companies (it originated with Borland, and now sits with Embarcadero). The original Delphi and its Object Pascal language actually presented a great working environment; the language was a bit wordy, but the compiler was fast and it was much easier to create Windows programs in compared to Visual Basic (I’m talking pre-Visual Basic.NET here, around 1995). The momentum didn’t continue. It’s hard to say just why, since the platform was really quite good. Meanwhile, Borland began supporting C# and C++ in its Delphi line of products. Long story short, Delphi was eventually sold off to Embarcadero, which continues to produce it. It’s big, and it’s sophisticated, and continues to do reasonably well—but its focus is not Pascal. Yes, you can still do Pascal programming in it, but few people do; in fact, you can use Delphi to build for many different platforms including iOS, Android, and, soon, Linux. But if you go to the Embarcadero website, you’ll see that they mainly promote Delphi’s C++ support. So, Object Pascal is dead. I say this with sadness, as I’ve spent quite a bit of time programming in Pascal and especially Delphi’s Object Pascal. But that’s life. 5 Programming Languages Marked for Death.

One Liners and Overengineering

Sometimes being a developer is hard work

And that is because you have to study and understand the code other people write. Now, this has many aspects in terms of understanding. There are many people who write code. Some of them are good at it, some are not. It all comes down to two categories in my opinion.

“I’m bored of this thing” people

These people  write code just enough to finish the feature. Not very descriptive code, just enough to get the job done, nothing more. Their variables are often misunderstood, they do not have the proper names or sometimes they have a twofold meaning. Something like:

$thisVariableMightContainAStringOrATraitedSuperObject

Their code structure nonetheless is pretty much the same like :

function addOrSubtract ($addOrSubtract, $firstOperand, $secondOperand)
{

if ($addOrSubtract == '+') {

  return $firstOperand + $secondOperand;

else {

  return $firstOperand - $secondOperand;

}

Their tests also are somehow like the above example. They tend to irrationally use the same structure, using the “feature” of loosely typed languages.

One Liners

Now these people I love. They are trying to do the same thing with the above people, only, they delve into it. They are bored also at first, but when they see that their code can be optimized, they are “one-lining-em”. They do not use the wrongly inferred type as the above people, and their code is “a mystery” yet “it gets the thing done” in one line. Supreme elegance in my opinion.

example :

[].forEach.call($$("*"),function(a){
a.style.outline="1px solid #"+(~~(Math.random()*(1<<24))).toString(16)
})

Now these One Liners are writing the best optimized code.

The above line was taken from this guy’s blog who explains the exact function of what it does. It is amazing how much you can learn by just one line of code.

What it does is to apply a single pixel outline to all the elements of a page, randomized with a different color. Simply paste the above line in your browser’s console and see what happens. The purpose of this line is to debug your css layout in the page.

If you have a look at the above page you will see that this line is taken from a simple gist and there are a lot of people who are suggesting revisions on how to write that single line.

I will conclude by saying that programming

is something that is quite complex at times. People who do it for a long period, tend to do the above things in order to “escape” the routine of writing plain code. Over-engineering and trying different things (in all the acceptable frameworks of programming, like optimization, maintainability, debug free code) is something that is being constantly done, to keep oneself from doing something different even if one does not have the capability of doing so.

What I mean is that, after you have seen all the technologies, you have used all the “regular path” ways of a construct, you are always trying to do something in a different – peculiar way so as to “escape” the straight-forward, more “boring”, more “effort consuming” way.

And believe me, I have seen this from many, many people that are indeed very good engineers.

After all, Lazy people make the best inventors…
Doing a thing as simple as touching one's left ear, could prove quite complex...
Doing a thing as simple as touching one’s left ear, could prove quite complex…

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